Love, Lust and Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy Lust: Thinking you are the candy Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night Lust: Sex 5 times a night Marriage: What's sex?
Love: A night out at the symphony Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: French perfume Lust: Brut aftershave Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ." Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Talking and cuddling Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room
Love: Long drives through the countryside Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

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